Irvine, CA (WFN) -- They say old dogs can't learn new tricks, but old doctors can certainly learn to bust rhymes.

At least, Dr. Sheldon Zinberg can.

The 70-year-old doc in Irvine, California, calls himself the "jam master of senior health" and uses rap lyrics and rhymes in order to educate his senior patients on good health habits.

Some of Dr. Zinnie's rhymes are meant to simplify scientific details about operations, but he's willing to be cruder than Eminem in order to promote good prostate health.

For instance, one of the ruder rhymes goes like this: "Before you zip/ please be hip/ Shake your tip to shed that drip./ If you close your fly/ before you dry/ You'll be a sticky guy with an icky thigh."

Dr. Zinnie won't be working with Dr. Dre anytime soon but that's okay with him because he's too wrapped up in promoting his new book "Win In The Second Half" (Saddleback Books), which features many of his retiree raps.

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